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Well
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＼＼ we lost
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/ / ＼＼half a day
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Howling at Melanie Lynskey’s spot on Drew Barrymore impression.
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A perfect interaction.
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More of this energy.
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Gagged him a bit.
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The Ozempicification of the Oscar’s red carpet.
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FINISH HIM!
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For those outraged by Jane Fonda suggesting some conservative lawmakers be murdered, where is that same outrage when a speaker at CPAC called for the eradication of trans people?
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Joy: “She’s just kidding.”
Jane:
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Joy: “Besides marching and protesting, what else do you suggest?
Jane: “Well, murder.”
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Never not thinking of this Nicole Kidman/Reese Witherspoon interaction.
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Remember when Carrie told Big she was gonna step her p*ssy up and he died the next day?
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Cast Lohan and have them play mother and daughter again.
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They’re about to snog meanwhile Meghann’s just serving face.
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The perfect narrative conclusion.
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One year ago AnnaLynne McCord apologized for not being Vladimir Putin’s mother. What a time.
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“Drew you are, of course, in a glass cage.”
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She was so mother for this.
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A beaming Thom Browne closes his FW23 show by bringing husband, Andrew Bolton, a heart-shaped box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day.
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Happy Valentine’s Day, Samantha Jones.
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All the money in the world and yet…
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mommy & daddy
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Well, we lost half a day of skiing.