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make your dad a lasagna today
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make lasagna tacos mainstream
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seriously, don't declaw your cat!
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who wants to do nothing today?
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cancel Monday & don't reboot it
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cats and their boxes…
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it's July
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staying inside today
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don't dislike you, just don't want you near*
*unless there's lasagna
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if you were born in July, happy birthday
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Do you know what species of cat Garfield is?
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@Dangerpyke language has not evolved enough to adequately describe the garf
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eww
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not lazy, just a master at energy conservation
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have fun today... or don't
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*steps on scale
LIAR!!!