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They plot and plan, and Allah too plans; but the best of planners is Allah.
Surah Al-Anfal Ayat 30
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You said tomorrow, yesterday.
29
Anyone who believes I am a human trafficker may as well go and take their 10th vaccine.
There are 0 victims, 0 proof of any crime in our case file.
They have arrested me to "look" for evidence,
Which they will not find because it doesn't exist.
30
Stop for 10 seconds.
Stop whatever you're doing, put your phone down.
Clear your mind.
Deep breath in and out.
Do you notice how happy you feel?
You've been happy all of this time, but you weren’t paying attention. Keep the smile.
Then back to work. Let's fucking go.
31
I’ve decided to fly to the failed state of California, walk into twitter HQ and tell @elonmusk he’s a legend.
On my way.
32
Christmas sees a lot of erratic and irresponsible driving.
Everybody please be extra careful on the roads.
As you know lots of men drink too much alcohol and are forced to let their wives drive.
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Strange as it may seem, there is a teenager out there who believes your government should tax you into poverty to stop the sun from being hot.
34
The news is free because they need it to control you.
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Going to jail when guilty of a crime is the life story of a criminal.
Going to jail when completely innocent is the story of a hero.
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I am Top G
but @elonmusk Is Top E
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I've just filled in my visitation form.
Besides my lawyer, I'm allowed 5 visitors,
4 are family members and the 5th is @adinross
39
Imagine being a normal dude who likes football and now youre forced to be a massive advocate for homosexuality.
40
Hello @GretaThunberg
I have 33 cars.
My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo.
My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s.
This is just the start.
Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
41
Everything bad happens at once.
That's how life works.
Be prepared.
Enjoy the storm.
Sing in the rain.
Look forward to the rainbow.
42
I was made for battle.
A warrior of the light.
My enemies hope to attack me with lies.
They try to destroy the family unit, they try to silence any loud opposition.
I refuse to leave fellow men in the dark.
Someone needs to show them the light,
Who better than TATE.
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My Legal team has done a fantastic job today.
As of today,
The Judges have been given a very close understanding of the Truth behind the allegations against me.
True colors were brought to light.
Inshallah, I will be freed.
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Jake finally fought KSI. twitter.com/jakepaul/statu…
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Lock yourself in your bathroom without your phone or laptop and try to sit for an hour.
I'm at day 43 and counting.
I almost cried today.
Almost.
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One man who stands by his word is worth more than 1,000 who don’t.
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LGBT want me to disappear
Liberals want me to disappear
Big Pharma want me to disappear
War Mongers want me to disappear
Feminists want me to disappear
They have billions of dollars.
Endless influence.
But I am still the most influential man on the planet.
Will they… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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A real brother always has your back.
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Lol.
Even in Romanian Prison they talk about Logan Paul being a scammer.
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I’m just going to come out and say the truth because everyone else is afraid.
#HarryandMeganNetflix