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once again humbly asking twitter if they want to see post-gym flexing pics
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if you’ve ever donated blood it could possibly be in someone’s boner right now
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yo wtf are boobs
I’m a visual learner btw
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I wish I was getting choked out by some thighs right now
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I take great pleasure in knowing I will be the reason several of you will fail no nut November 👍
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don’t you love it when you order food and then the delivery dude enters your twitch chat telling everyone they delivered your food and saw your house?
good stuff
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I love gigantic foreheads like lemme give those 20 acres a lil smooch baby
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I feel bad for people who think pronouns are confusing
just wait until they find out about verbs
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it’s funny to me all the people crying about this chick getting a 7 day ban for getting rawdogged live but you sluts literally go into any streamers chat and beg for them to be nude or make porn
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but what if I cosplayed Malenia
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had someone ghost me because I said my safe word is pogchamp
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bro no one hates twitch streamers quite like twitch does lmao
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oh yeah? explain this twitter.com/BeardedMagneto…
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nothing quite like ur iPhone being like “on this day 3 years ago” and it’s just a collage of one of the worst days of ur life
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NFTS? more like no fucking thanks
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try finger
but hole
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my trainer was too polite to tell me I had massive camel toe the entire work out and I didn’t see it until I got home
bravo 6, going dark
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people really out here defending Travis Scott?
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I want Radahn to ride me like his tiny horse
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BREAKING NEWS I have just been informed I have to be at least 40 years old and need to pop out a minimum of 3 fetuses to be eligible to wear a shirt that says MILF.
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me (an empath) sensing your back is hurting from carrying those giant boobs around all day
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for $5, I’ll comment “yikes” on your ex’s Valentine’s Day photos.
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the cashier at petsmart seemed really confused when I told her I was buying a shock collar for myself