1201
Nothing more heartbreaking than finding out she smokes cigarettes
1202
When you’re talking/seeing a woman, and you don’t want to see/talk to them anymore, do you:
A. Air them (ignore them)
B. Tell them the reason, knowing that it will hurt their feelings
C. Weird them out so much that they air you instead
1203
How does one fix this?
1204
Yeah, I’m never getting a dog
1205
1206
If I say no to you wanting me to do stuff, it’s not because I don’t want to, it’s because I’m protecting my mental health
1207
2021 was great for my career. 2022 is gonna be great for me now.
1208
Twitter is not a real place
1209
I don’t have covid anymore and my friends still don’t wanna hang with me
1210
@BEERSRICHARDS Your mum
1211
I have a very dark sense of humour but because of the times we live in, I have to hide it
1212
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG twitter.com/Vikkstar123/st…
1214
GEEEEEEZ twitter.com/Sidemen/status…
1215
This has actually killed me 🤣🤣
1216
Winners win. Freedom is near
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
1217
Today I have slept for 18+ hours lmao
1218
Got my ass up and recorded a video lmao twitter.com/KSI/status/147…
1219
Covid update, Day 6:
Feel so lazy and unproductive. Don’t feel like doing anything. Even eating feels like a chore. I haven’t been this unproductive in years. Need to break this cycle, but I can’t be arsed. Might just go bed again honestly. Is this still the virus lol?
1220
Covid update, Day 5:
I’m pretty much fine now. Just waiting for a negative test now so I’m no longer a prisoner in my own home
1223
Covid update, Day 4:
Woke up and started to actually feel good and refreshed, then i saw Jake Paul won and felt like shit again. Smh
1225
Lmao I’ve just been nominated twice on the Brits for song of the year. Hahahahahahahahahahaha what is going on fam?