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for the first time since 2015
I will swallow my pride
and learn optimized Melee Puff
RTC, edgeguard flowcharts
every advanced tech I don’t use
all of the missing mustard
and even if I don’t perfect it in time for Panda / SWT finals
2023 box will be a different beast
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*waiting for Ubers in lobby*
mang0: where you headed next
me: apex, I gotta do the salty suite
mang0: why do you go to everything just take a week off & chill
me: that’s the only thing left this month
mang0: that’s true
me: what are you going to next
mang0: probably apex
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Fuck @Muckleshoot_C Casino
@Maister_SSB revealed to security that he was from Mexico and showed a driver's license, and was denied entry from Port Priority venue
It was then revealed that other players from other countries only showed ID and were allowed in
fucking insanity
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shit looks like Elite Smash twitter.com/Cherrim/status…
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but real talk if Twitter dies prepare for your mental health to VASTLY IMPROVE, scary stuff
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ayo in the UK do puff players spam kilogram in neutral
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verified twitter check marks should just be color-coded as follows:
⬜️ = verified individual
🟦 = verified via $8 payment
🟩 = government account
🟥 = company / org / franchise
with blue being the only one that can be bought
otherwise impersonation is super easy imo
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I don't know who "Underwater Cop" was on Slippi but if that's a real person, they are easily Top 10 in the world and the hardest sheik I have ever fought in 16 years
I couldn't tell if it was a Bot or not
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Yoshidora apparently accepted the Smash World Tour invite...
We're really about to have a realistic case where a Japanese Yoshi wins both events 💀
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YES BITCH 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
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I don't know what the future of hosting/broadcasting tournaments holds. But I'm gonna keep doing my events for the scene every week.
Until someone comes and physically takes away my computer or controller, there will be a Box weekly.
That I know for damn sure.
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I won’t be attending Panda Cup.
Too little, and way too late. twitter.com/PandaGlobal/st…
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Attend as many BTS and VGBC events next year as you can.
Buy their merch to support their compendiums.
And broadcast their tournaments on as many devices as you possibly can.
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insanity.
this is war on the community.
critics are officially being silenced
be loud as hell, smash.
Loud as hell. twitter.com/Ricepuddiing/s…
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to those billionaires who enjoy smash bros tournaments (there’s at least 3 of you) now would be a very good time to independently sign some extremely talented free agents for a year and call it Koala Esports
thank me later
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@TSM_Leffen bro just take the W and shut the fuck up
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I know it’s a boomer ass take and I just mainly play smash but my god every game looks the same to me apart from a select few
“magic swords and guns adventure in an apocalyptic wasteland where you fight monsters and aliens with friends (in space)”
I’m just so tired of it
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BILL CLINTON?