376
my talent is pretending im dumb so people do stuff for me
378
petition to replace walking with skipping
383
for everyone who thinks no one cares about your Spotify wraps..
i care 🥺
because its gonna decide if i block you or not <3
384
might put some hand sanitizer on a papercut just to feel something 😔✌️
385
i will never enjoy sleeping hot... only cold
386
can’t think because i’m thinking too much
387
how do people not like wearing masks like im just enjoying the free opportunity to cover my face
388
why do people get so surprised when i say something smart 😔
389
reminder that you don’t need to have a crush on someone to know they’re attractive
390
*blonde dude with middle part exists*
the internet: YOUNG LEO????;$;&🥰🥰😍😘😗 IS THAT YOU???!. 😆😆😃😍♥️♥️
391
the universe knew i would be too powerful if i had perfect vision
398
seeing the people you care about be happy is the best feeling in the world
400
why do some people always think everything you do is about them lol
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