160
"dude i think this weed got me paranoid"
"realy?"
*coughs*
"someone at the door?"
"naw u jus coughed"
"MY DAD COUGHS TOO BRUH DIP DIP!"
162
dad: why do u smell like weed?
me: how do u know what weed smells like?
dad: ayee lmao *sparks blunt*
167
hit bongs not women
169
u ever get so high you make sense to yourself but don't make sense to anyone else.