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Step 1: Smoke some weed
Step 2: Stress removed twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
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When I smell some dank kush in public and try and locate the source
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*Doctor asks me if I smoke*
My brain-
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Me - Smoke What!?
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Well if you look at the time
12
11 ^ 1
10 | 2
9 ⊙----> It’s smoke a blunt
8 4 o’clock
7 5
6
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When you’re high af and have no idea what your friend has been talking about
609
The edibles after hearing you say “these are trash, I’m not feeling anything” twitter.com/uhvash/status/…
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The most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it
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Imagine being high af here 👀✨ twitter.com/Mixmag/status/…
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Marijuana should be more like wine and less like heroin
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Santa’s secret for how he eats so many cookies in one night
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Me trying not to cough after a massive bong rip
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When your dealer tells you they are dry right now
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At what age is it acceptable to start asking for weed for Christmas? Asking for a friend
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This is the Golden Joint, retweet this for good luck in 2019 💨
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‘Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, all through the hizzle
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I wish my sibling would do this for me twitter.com/dominicanKobe/…
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When your dealer hasn’t answered in 84 years
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