1053
dad: why do u smell like weed?
me: how do u know what weed smells like?
dad: ayee lmao *sparks blunt*
1055
"dude i think this weed got me paranoid"
"realy?"
*coughs*
"someone at the door?"
"naw u jus coughed"
"MY DAD COUGHS TOO BRUH DIP DIP!"