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It’s more dangerous to be caught with weed on you than it is to storm the Capitol
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Not being hungover on New Years Day cause you only smoked last night >>>>>>
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This is the Golden Joint, retweet for good luck in 2021 ✨
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When you wake up from a weed nap and you’re still high af
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The turkey isn’t the only thing getting baked this Thanksgiving
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Weed is better than alcohol
ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲
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Friend: How you feelin over there?
Me over there:
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At Taco Bell absolutely zooted like let me get ughhhhhhhh
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When you finally sit down with your food, a packed bong and a Netflix show already picked out
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Alcohol is so much better than weed bro i’m telling you
Me:
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My favorite fragrance is Marijuana by Dé Drúg Dèélior
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When you’re next in the rotation but the person holding the blunt decides this is the perfect time to start telling a story
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Paul McCartney arrested for half a pound of weed in Japan (1980)
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When I ask my friend if they want to smoke and they say no
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When your plug says they just pulled up outside
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An accurate summary of how 2020 has been going
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