826
Do you have any romantic plans for Valentine’s Day?
Me:
828
When you’re on your 5th “damn, that’s crazy” of the conversation and they ask if you’re even listening
830
When your homie is sad so you hand them an edible and a blunt
836
Me walking into the room to see my “friends” started smoking the blunt without me
839
When I show up to the homies place and he asks if I’m trying to smoke
840
Congrats to everyone who has graduated this month! 🎓🙌
841
How much money do you think you spend on weed per year?
Me:
842
Entire town gets high from marijuana smoke after Indonesian police burn 3 ton pile of weed
843
When I smell some dank kush in public and try and locate the source
848
You can't overdose on weed but it's always fun to try 😏
850
Cop: Why does your car smell like weed?
Me: WEEEEEEEED???
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