251
When I flipped some weed for a profit for the first time
252
When your drunk uncle starts saying drug dealers should get the death penalty
254
“Me personally, I wouldn’t let it slide if he stole my lighter”
255
Me at the club off the edibles barely able to feel my limbs
257
When the dude who didn’t toss in anything tries to hop in on the rotation
258
Me torching up some dabs after any minor inconvenience
259
When grandma gets into my stash of edibles
260
When I hike a mountain for the sole purpose of smoking weed at the top of it
261
“Aye bro I think you just hit my DMT pen instead of the weed pen”
Me:
262
Date Idea: We cook dinner together, but infuse every dish with weed butter
263
When your friend tells you not to show up high to their kids 3rd birthday party
265
Doctor: Do you smoke or consume cannabis in any form?
Me:
271
When you get to the smoke spot and realize you forgot the lighter
272
Me when I hear my roommate grindin up some bud
273
The one question Snoop should have gotten right lmaoo
274
Me: *mentions one thing about weed at the dinner table*
My drunk uncle:
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