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"I ain't quitting youtube til I die."
"Pfft, casual. That's what scheduled uploads are for."
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nobody:
not a single soul:
me: the nobody meme format is a double negative asserting that nobody has said nothing, therefor implying that everyone is, in fact, speaking
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@tommyinnit @dreamwastaken2 hey remember that time you got exiled LMAOOOO
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lmao irrelevant @realDonaldTrump twitter.com/ForestGazebos/…
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@Krinios Wordle 242 4/6
⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛
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⬛🟩🟨🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
the new york times cant stop me
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@KarlJacobs_ @Quackity this is the beginning of the end
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@dreamwastaken2 it's ok my unverified brother, we can get through this together
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@dreamwastaken2 I remember after every SMP Earth stream Tommy would DM me saying "man this will make great content!" and then i'd get 50 comments from random people saying "wow techno you've gone too far... tommy seemed really upset. uncool of you"
now someone else can share my pain ahahahaha
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SMP Earth Day 1:
Founded Antarctic Empire
Discovered ancient stronghold with myriad secrets
Secured alliance with the Kingdom of Florida
Transported a chicken across the globe
Uncovered riches & potential conspiracy
Completed humanitarian rescue mission
World conquest going well!
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fun fact: my youtooz is 4.95" and as such would easily obliterate skeppy and wilbur's puny (4.5") youtooz in a fight
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@youtooz this has been one strange marketing campaign
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@dreamwastaken what a coincidence, my middle name is Which Version of Minecraft Is This On Because I'm Allergic To Shields
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those of you trade-baiting me in skyblock might think this is some sort of game. it's not. laugh while you can, this mockery will be your last. it's over, you're through. we are now enemies, and i will not rest until the day of my revenge. good day
Formerly:
famous voice actor Technoblade
Currently:
Mr. Technodad, steward of his memory.
