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tapl's 100k montage is amazing go watch it now youtube.com/watch?v=X_crjg…
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using my dog to get retweets online like any good law abiding citizen would
subscribe to technoblade
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i looked up my symptoms online and it turns out im pregnant
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list of goals (in order of difficulty)
get 10 million subscribers
convince admins to give me custom pink [PIG] rank
find a nonvip hype train
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For getting a 1000 bedwars winstreak, Hypixel has given me $2500 store credit to giveaway!
link (ends on Halloween):
gleam.io/Tj1W1/technobl…
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the editing is harder than the winning ;-;
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petition: ban all people who spawn annoyingly loud slime pets in the lobby
rt if you support
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my soul is empty but i fill the void with mystery dust
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the key to having a good kill/death ratio in game is to have a good kill/death ratio in real life
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ok so apparently i killed this dude on my alt 2 years ago in blitz and he just today found out it was me because i uploaded myself playing on that account (THAT IVE RENAMED SINCE THEN)
this is the most legendary grudge-holding i have ever seen
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just learned that I also have ADHD in my dreams
there was a very heated dream-debate and I completely missed it because I was too focused on a completely unrelated powerpoint presentation about league of legends I saw in the background
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cant get backstabbed if you've been playing in reverse f5 the entire time
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when anyone tells me literally anything today
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it's my birthday
i accept boats and/or diamonds as presents thanks
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when ppl from college ask for my social media but im a minecraft youtuber
Formerly:
famous voice actor Technoblade
Currently:
Mr. Technodad, steward of his memory.