526
it's my birthday
i accept boats and/or diamonds as presents thanks
527
when anyone tells me literally anything today
529
cant get backstabbed if you've been playing in reverse f5 the entire time
531
just learned that I also have ADHD in my dreams
there was a very heated dream-debate and I completely missed it because I was too focused on a completely unrelated powerpoint presentation about league of legends I saw in the background
532
ok so apparently i killed this dude on my alt 2 years ago in blitz and he just today found out it was me because i uploaded myself playing on that account (THAT IVE RENAMED SINCE THEN)
this is the most legendary grudge-holding i have ever seen
535
the key to having a good kill/death ratio in game is to have a good kill/death ratio in real life
536
my soul is empty but i fill the void with mystery dust
538
petition: ban all people who spawn annoyingly loud slime pets in the lobby
rt if you support
540
the editing is harder than the winning ;-;
541
For getting a 1000 bedwars winstreak, Hypixel has given me $2500 store credit to giveaway!
link (ends on Halloween):
gleam.io/Tj1W1/technobl…
542
list of goals (in order of difficulty)
get 10 million subscribers
convince admins to give me custom pink [PIG] rank
find a nonvip hype train
544
i looked up my symptoms online and it turns out im pregnant
546
using my dog to get retweets online like any good law abiding citizen would
subscribe to technoblade
548
tapl's 100k montage is amazing go watch it now youtube.com/watch?v=X_crjg…
550
if i had to describe ADHD:
sometimes people talk to me and i get so busy focusing on listening attentively that i don't hear what they say
Formerly:
famous voice actor Technoblade
Currently:
Mr. Technodad, steward of his memory.