528
help my channel members are roasting me into oblivion
529
yo wtf i just remembered
i have a youtube channel
531
there was an 11 hour streamer contest i wasnt in where the person to get the dragon egg would win $2100. of course i did the only reasonable thing and spent three hours convincing them that using a bed explosion on the egg would let them get it faster. anyways i ruined the event
532
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
bbc.com/news/health-47…
533
list of goals (in order of difficulty)
get 10 million subscribers
convince admins to give me custom pink [PIG] rank
find a nonvip hype train
534
yo wtf thanos killed dumbledore im crying
536
it's my birthday
i accept boats and/or diamonds as presents thanks
537
Don't be yourself.
Be better.
Because you kind of suck.
538
youtube in january: hey we're beta testing channel membership tiers!! look forward to it!!
yt in february:
yt in march:
yt in april:
yt in may:
me: hey are you guys going to-
youtube: we've decided to delete socialblade
540
the key to having a good kill/death ratio in game is to have a good kill/death ratio in real life
541
my soul is empty but i fill the void with mystery dust
543
cant get backstabbed if you've been playing in reverse f5 the entire time
544
when ppl from college ask for my social media but im a minecraft youtuber
547
when anyone tells me literally anything today
548
just learned that I also have ADHD in my dreams
there was a very heated dream-debate and I completely missed it because I was too focused on a completely unrelated powerpoint presentation about league of legends I saw in the background
550
27 hours no sleep
iq is have fallen
i can see the fairies
Formerly:
famous voice actor Technoblade
Currently:
Mr. Technodad, steward of his memory.