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This is EXACTLY what it’s like when my students randomly approach me in the hallway to speak English
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Me: who can name 5 yellow things
Student: 🤚
Me: ok
Student: Pikachu
Me: okay that’s one.
Student: sad Pikachu, happy Pikachu, angry Pikachu, tired Pikachu, scary Pikachu. 5 PIKACHU.
Me: oh my god
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Student1: hi Rosie! I am good. 😊
Me: oh that’s nice
Student2: she didn’t ask!!! ホラ見てRosie-sensei, how are you?
Me: I’m good, how are you?
Student2: I’m fine! *looks at his friend*
Student1: I am 17 😊
Student2: 🤦
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was obsessed with this scene as a child twitter.com/Sanjistars/sta…
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It altered my brain chemistry twitter.com/Sanjistars/sta…
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Student: Sensei, you play Pokémon? Which pick?
Me: scarlet
Student: you pick scarlet because you wear red coats! I know I am smart boy.
Me: haha
Student: 3 Pokémon, which pick?
Me: the cat!
Student: Nyaoha!
Me: in English it’s sprigitato
Another student: spaghetti????
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I made my students write fortunes using “you will…” and randomly pick one fortune out of a bag and one of my male students picked “you will be my lovable wife” as his fortune and I lost it and then he said and then another student stood up and “A GIRL WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK THAT”