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In 2004, Swedish authorities deployed emergency services to provide a "condom ambulance".
If you needed a condom urgently, you could call them for an emergency condom delivery.
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"A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between countries, so the officials can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly." LEMONY SNICKET
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"There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are 'Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?'" DOUGLAS ADAMS
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"If they don’t give you a seat at the table, bring in a folding chair." SHIRLEY CHISHOLM, first Black woman elected to the US Congress
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Scientists discovered the pale giant oak aphid in Central Europe in 2012 but didn’t realise the UK had a population for eight years because ants were keeping them in secret farms.
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Mosquitos don't like EDM.
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Museum of Failure features such products as the Harley-Davidson cologne; the spray-on condom (‘simply insert penis into an apparatus to coat with melted latex. Then wait 3 minutes for latex to dry’); and a $200 handheld device that only supports Twitter.
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Over the last 70 years, the United States has lost at least three nuclear bombs.
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The average Briton will lose 756 socks in their lifetime.
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Irish for ‘echo’ is ‘macalla’, which literally means ‘son of a cliff’.
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A study of 7000 US adults has found that after the COVID-19 pandemic, people have become less extroverted and less agreeable.
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In 2006, The Ig Nobel Prize in Literature went to the Princeton psychologist Daniel Oppenheimer for his paper ‘Consequences of Erudite Vernacular Utilized Irrespective of Necessity: Problems with Using Long Words Needlessly’. @improbresearch
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Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise. BERTRAND RUSSELL
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According to the 2021 Global Drug Survey, Irish people are the most likely to get drunk and then regret it.
(Chart by @_LutherAF_.)
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