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Items that got stuck in Americans’ orifices last year include a piece of cake (ear), ‘hard poop’ (nose), ‘unknown amount of marbles’ (throat), ‘headphones’ cord’ (penis), barbell (vagina), and stress ball (rectum).
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Word of the Day: INFRACANINOPHILE — someone who loves underdogs.
1054
Experts believe there are 5.25 trillion bits of plastic in our oceans; 50 bits for every star in our galaxy.
1055
In early drafts of Lord of the Rings, Frodo was named "Bingo".
1056
James Joyce believed he would recognise his wife Nora’s fart anywhere and would ‘pick hers out in a roomful of farting women’.
1058
According to a 2019 survey, the words Americans are most likely to know that Britons are not are "manicotti", "ziti", and "tilapia".
The words Brits are most likely to know (but Americans are not) are "tippex", "biro", and "tombola".
1059
Cambridge University researchers have discovered that conical ceramic pots, previously classified as storage jars from Ancient Roman sites, were actually portable toilets.
1060
In 2013, the Ig Nobel Probability Prize went to a group of researchers who discovered that the longer a cow has been lying down, the more likely that cow will soon stand up; and that once a cow stands up, you can’t predict how soon that cow will lie down again. (@improbresearch)
1061
PILGARLIC is a sixteenth-century term for a bald man.
It derives from his supposed resemblance to a peeled garlic.
1062
Drinking coffee makes you more open-minded.
1063
Word of the day: GUBBSJUKA (Swedish) - literally "old man sickness", when old men lust after (much) younger women
1064
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk: That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." ERNEST HEMINGWAY
1065
Word of the Day: DIÀNZǏ ZHÀCÀI (Chinese, slang) — a non-demanding entertainment, for instance, a TV show to enjoy after a long day at work, a mental comfort food; literally ‘cyber pickle’.
1066
Never explain: your friends don’t require it, and your enemies won’t believe you, anyway. ELBERT HUBBARD
1067
In 1920, Dorothy Parker met her editor for brunch. He fired her. She ordered the most expensive dessert on the menu and left.
1068
On 10 March 2015, Ireland accidentally legalised 125 drugs for one day, including ketamine, ecstasy and crystal meth.
1069
The world record for the longest time handcuffed to another human is 123 days, achieved by a couple who kept breaking up and then getting back together and wanted to save their relationship. After the handcuffing, they swore never to get back together.
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The average number of meetings a worker has per day has doubled since 2020.
1072
The word ZODIAC is not related to the stars; it comes from the Greek for "circle of little animals".
1073
Citizens who oppose any changes in their communities are sometimes called CAVE people - Citizens Against Virtually Everything.
1074
Word of the Day: STUMBLEBUM — an inept person.
1075
Scientists have discovered when shrikes, a type of carnivorous bird, are flying overhead, Mongolian voles trim the grass around them because shrikes associate cut grass with poor hunting grounds.