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Word of the day: APOPHENIA, n. the tendency to see patterns in unrelated things (apo- ‘from’ + phainein ‘to show’).
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In Microsoft’s internal documentation, the digital Office assistant Clippy was referred to as ‘tfc’. To anyone who asked, it was ‘the friendly character’, but it actually stood for ‘the fucking clown’.
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In his dictionary of 1755, Samuel Johnson defined ‘rant’ as ‘a high sounding language unsupported by dignity of thought’.
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Word of the day: PRECRASTINATION - doing something too quickly or too early to get it out of the way
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Most kangaroos are left-handed.
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According to a 1655 book, a Silesian village was once terrorised by an incredibly smelly vampire, who vomited fire, threw dung at people, came into houses at night and made sounds like a hog. The villagers believed it was the spirit of a deceased man called Johannes Cuntius.
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Word of the day: SMYSTER (19th century Scots) - to smile to yourself while daydreaming
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The Michelin of Michelin starred restaurants is the same Michelin that makes tyres.
They started producing the guide - and reviewing restaurants - in order to encourage people to drive more.
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The word ‘Nationalsozialist’ was shortened by Hitler’s opponents to ‘Nazi’, partly because ‘Natzi’ or ‘Nazi’ was a short form of the name ‘Ignatz’ (Ignatius) and had already been used in regional slang to describe a foolish or clumsy person.
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Although English is the most predominant language in New Zealand, it is not an official language of the country. The two official languages are Maori and New Zealand Sign Language.
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In the 1950s, the French government’s pro-sobriety campaign featured posters saying ‘No More Than a Litre of Wine a Day’.
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In general, people think you are both smarter and more likable than you think they think.
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A 100-year-old tree absorbs 4.2 tonnes of CO2. Over the course of its life, a great whale on average captures 33 tonnes of CO2.
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According to a recent Russian law, it’s only ‘champagne’ if it is produced in Russia. Otherwise — and even if it comes from the Champagne region of France — it’s just ‘sparkling wine’.
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If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn’t.
EMERSON M. PUGH
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Bhartṛhari’s Paradox asks: if something is unnameable, but you’ve named it ‘unnameable’, can an unnameable thing exist?
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Most of the bacteria found during a recent study of the microbiome of the London Underground were previously unknown to science.
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Until the founding of the Vegetarian Society in 1847, vegetarians were usually known as Pythagoreans.
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god... [if] you provide [cats] with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods." CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS