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Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. KURT VONNEGUT
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Word of the Day: PÉNISPLIQUER (Canadian French, neologism) — mansplaining; ‘expliquer’ is French for ‘explain’.
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Word of the day: MERRYNEUM (neologism) - the odd week between Christmas and the New Year
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In 1945, American soldier Jack Lucas threw himself on two grenades; 250 pieces of shrapnel lodged in his body, but he survived. In 1961, he survived a jump when both of his parachutes failed. In 1977, his wife plotted to kill him. He died in 2008 at the age of 80.
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When the Moon is directly overhead, its gravity pulls on clouds and makes it rain less.
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"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head." TERRY PRATCHETT
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SITE OF THE DAY: The Martin Luther Insult Generator, ergofabulous.org/luther/
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People spend 46.9% of the day daydreaming.
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The Danish phrase ‘er det hestens fødselsdag?’ (literally ‘is it the horse’s birthday?’) means ‘this rye bread is too thick for my open sandwich’.
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In the 1800s, ducks were sometimes called ‘arsefeet’ because their feet are so close to their bottoms.
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Last year scientists discovered an explosion, 390 million light years away, which was the equivalent of ‘setting off 20 billion, billion megaton TNT explosions every thousandth of a second for the entire 240 million years.’
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To make the war less visible and traumatising for the small children of Kyiv, a local concrete manufacturer and a children’s charity have turned some of the military roadblocks in the city into fairy-tale characters. (Images: childrenheroes.org/en/; h/t @VlOstrovskyi)
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Like if you think Sandi Toksvig should be the next Bond villain.
RT if you think Sandi Toksvig should be the next Bond.
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At one point, Prince William and Prince Harry changed the Queen's voicemail to:
"Hey wassup! This is Liz. Sorry I'm away from the throne. For a hotline to Philip, press one. For Charles, press two. And for the corgis, press three."
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Raindrops are about the same size on all planets - regardless of if they're made of water (Earth), methane (Titan), or liquid iron (WASP-76b).
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Samuel Beckett once was enjoying a walk with a friend on a sunny afternoon. The friend remarked it was a beautiful day that made one glad to be alive. Beckett replied, ‘I wouldn’t go that far’.
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Dogs will ignore their owners if they know they are lying.
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Regular farting can be a sign of good intestinal health.
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Only 1% of English-language tweets that use the 🍑 emoji actually refer to the physical fruit itself.
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