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The average person swears 80-90 times a day.
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According to a 2000 poll, the Japanese believe their greatest invention of the 20th century was the instant noodle.
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Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself. ELBERT HUBBARD 1856-1915
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Ecstasy was patented in 1913 as a diet pill.
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Word of the day: ARSLE - to move backwards.
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A study showed that mosquitoes in the Central, Victoria, and Bakerloo lines of the Tube are genetically different from each other. According to the researcher, the only way for them to get genetically mixed would be ‘for all of them to change trains at Oxford Circus station’.
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From 1912 to 1948, when art competitions were a part of the Olympic Games, three sculptors received Olympic medals for the medals they had created.
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In 12th-century Milan, many politicians had surnames starting ‘Caga’ or ‘Caca’, i.e. ‘shit’. For instance, Gregorio Cacainarca (Gregorio the Shit-In-a-Box); Arderico Cagainosa (Arderico the Shit-In-Your-Pants); and Girardo Cagapisto (Girardo the Shit-Pesto). (h/t @ProfSimonton)
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According to a recent Russian law, it’s only ‘champagne’ if it is produced in Russia. Otherwise — and even if it comes from the Champagne region of France — it’s just ‘sparkling wine’.
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Bats give birth upside down and catch their babies in their wings.
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If a dog jumps up into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. ALFRED NORTH WHITEHEAD.
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Psychopaths tend not to procrastinate.
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Phrase of the Day: ‘avoir le cul entre deux chaises’ (French) - to be torn by a dilemma (literally ‘to have one’s arse between two chairs’).
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A church clock in Worsley, Manchester strikes thirteen each day. The Duke of Bridgewater supposedly had it made in the 18th century to stop workers extending their lunch breaks, as 13 strikes at 1pm was much harder to miss than a single one.
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Word of the Day: VOCABLES - words that convey sound, such as ‘lalala’ or ‘dum-de-dum’, or meanings that make sense within a particular culture, such as ‘uh-huh’ or ‘uh-oh’.
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Word of the day: PENELOPISING - to deliberately delay finishing a task to avoid something else, as Penelope in the Odyssey
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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning." BILL WATTERSON