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The custom of relaying the Olympic torch has no ancient precedent: it was invented as a stunt for the Berlin Games in 1936.
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Dogs will ignore their owners if they know they are lying.
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If all the Birds Eye waffles sold in a year were stacked up, they would be 474 times higher than Mount Everest.
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Word of the Day: CLINCHPOOP — someone lacking in ‘gentlemanly breeding’, a boor.
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Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.
CYRIL CONNOLLY
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‘Jus de chaussette’ is a French phrase for disgusting coffee that literally means ‘sock juice’.
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Many of the doves released at the 1988 Seoul Olympics opening ceremony were accidentally roasted alive when the Olympic flame was lit.
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"If I cannot swear in heaven I shall not stay there." MARK TWAIN
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The US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has specifically ruled that Jeff Bezos is not an astronaut.
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The ideal time to make a joke about something horrible is 36 days later.
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Hoping for more Olympic drama? The 1924 Olympic fencing competition featured two real duels over scoring disputes.
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For Christmas 1936, Salvador Dalí sent Harpo Marx a harp with barbed-wire strings. Harpo sent back a photograph of himself with bandaged fingers.
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People spend 46.9% of the day daydreaming.
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Silver medalists, take heart: on average, athletes that win silver medals at the Olympics live longer than their gold medal-winning counterparts.
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Word of the Day: FIMBLE-FAMBLE — a weak excuse.
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The winner of the first modern Olympic Marathon stopped at a tavern mid-race for a glass of wine.
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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - HENRY WARD BEECHER
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WEBSITE OF THE DAY: This one lets you calculate journey times and costs of travel in the Roman Empire orbis.stanford.edu (h/t @jessicamdalt)
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The 1900 Paris Olympics featured an underwater swimming event in the Seine: The contestants got a point for every second spent underwater and two points for every metre they swam underwater. The event was discontinued due to ‘the lack of spectator appeal’.