1026
Word of the Day: FIMBLE-FAMBLE — a weak excuse.
1027
Silver medalists, take heart: on average, athletes that win silver medals at the Olympics live longer than their gold medal-winning counterparts.
1028
People spend 46.9% of the day daydreaming.
1029
For Christmas 1936, Salvador Dalí sent Harpo Marx a harp with barbed-wire strings. Harpo sent back a photograph of himself with bandaged fingers.
1030
Hoping for more Olympic drama? The 1924 Olympic fencing competition featured two real duels over scoring disputes.
1031
The ideal time to make a joke about something horrible is 36 days later.
1032
The US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has specifically ruled that Jeff Bezos is not an astronaut.
1033
"If I cannot swear in heaven I shall not stay there." MARK TWAIN
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1036
Many of the doves released at the 1988 Seoul Olympics opening ceremony were accidentally roasted alive when the Olympic flame was lit.
1037
‘Jus de chaussette’ is a French phrase for disgusting coffee that literally means ‘sock juice’.
1038
Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.
CYRIL CONNOLLY
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Word of the Day: CLINCHPOOP — someone lacking in ‘gentlemanly breeding’, a boor.
1041
If all the Birds Eye waffles sold in a year were stacked up, they would be 474 times higher than Mount Everest.
1042
Dogs will ignore their owners if they know they are lying.
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The custom of relaying the Olympic torch has no ancient precedent: it was invented as a stunt for the Berlin Games in 1936.
1045
SITE OF THE DAY: The Martin Luther Insult Generator, ergofabulous.org/luther/
1046
By changing its colour and shape, the mimic octopus can impersonate more than 15 different species. It's not always obvious; one disguise was described by scientists as looking like ‘a furry turkey with human legs’.
1047
At around age 23, the average person falls off what the researcher Jennifer Aaker calls ‘the humour cliff’: we start to laugh and smile less and less. The average 4-year-old laughs and smiles 300 times a day, the average 40-year-old — 300 times every 75 days.
1048
Speaking about the parrot’s ability to mimic human speech, Aristotle wrote that the bird ‘becomes even more outrageous after drinking wine’.
1049
During their concerts in 2004, Muse’s Matthew Bellamy destroyed 140 guitars and set a Guinness World Record for the most guitars smashed on tour.
1050
Streaming a movie on a gaming console can use 45 times more power than a normal streaming device - gaming consoles aren’t good at using the minimum required energy for the task at hand.