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Ever wondered why the F and J on your keyboard have little bumps on them? #QI
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Last year, human triphallia — having three penises — was reported for the first time in history.
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‘Lord’ comes from a combination of Old English words for ‘loaf’ and ‘ward’, so, etymologically speaking, a lord is someone who guards bread. ‘Lady’ comes from a combination of Old English words for ‘loaf’ and ‘kneader’, so a lady is someone who kneads bread. (h/t @yvanspijk)
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After a bad mescaline trip, Jean-Paul Sartre started seeing three or four crabs around him all the time. He would talk to them in the morning (‘Good morning, my little ones, how did you sleep?’) and during the day (‘We’re going into class now, so we have to be still and quiet’).
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After the Glastonbury Festival 2019, scientists tested the nearby Whitelake River for traces of illicit drugs and found that the levels of cocaine were high enough to disrupt the lifecycle of the European eel.
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Word of the Day: NANOLEARNING — learning through consuming small chunks of information on the internet, for instance, reading a 178-character tweet about the word ‘nanolearning’.
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"Every one of us is, in the cosmic perspective, precious. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another." CARL SAGAN
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In 2011, Belgians were voted the least cool nationality.
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In 2004, Swedish authorities deployed emergency services to provide a "condom ambulance".
If you needed a condom urgently, you could call them for an emergency condom delivery.
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"Go and make interesting mistakes, make amazing mistakes, make glorious and fantastic mistakes." NEIL GAIMAN
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Crabs have evolved at least five separate times.
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Word of the Day: PINGLE (Scots) - to work hard in difficult circumstances and not make much progress
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In 1889, there were 12 postal deliveries a day in London.
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In Maori myths, trickster Maui tried to make people immortal by entering the vagina of the goddess of death and leaving through her mouth when she slept. His friends laughed at him and woke up the goddess, who crushed him with vaginal teeth, and thus brought mortality to people.
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Over 5,000 years ago, someone spat out their chewing gum. Then this happened. 🤯 #QI
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The word ‘bear’ can be traced to the Proto-Indo-European for ‘brown’, and the word ‘beaver’ can be traced to the Proto-Indo-European for ‘brown-brown’.