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January 14th was the Feast of the Ass in the medieval Christian calendar, a day when all Biblical donkeys were celebrated.
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When restaurants play classical music in the background, diners spend 10% more per person. When they play pop music, diners spend 10% less.
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"It's a troublesome world. All the people who're in it
are troubled with troubles almost every minute.
You oughta be thankful, a whole heaping lot,
For the places and people you're lucky you're not!"
DR. SEUSS
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To avoid US libel suits, authors will sometimes make sure to note that a fictionalized person has a small penis.
For libel, it must be obvious the real person and character are the same.
Men rarely want to prove in court that they are obviously the character with a small penis.
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Made a typo in an important email? This may make you feel better.
For most of 2009, the Chilean Mint produced 50 peso coins that advertised that they were from the Republic of "Chiie".
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If you are listening to something boring, doodling while you listen will improve your recall by 30%.
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At the end of 2020, the Guardian held a poll in which they asked readers to sum up the year in a single word.
The most common answer was "shit", followed by "fucked".
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"Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it's unbelievable." ROALD DAHL
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In 2020, a French man was awarded €40,000 by a court because they determined his job was so incredibly boring it had damaged his mental health.
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If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. BILL VAUGHAN
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‘Roomba’, the name of the robotic vacuum cleaner, was created by marketing specialists. Before that, the company had tried to come up with the name on their own and held an internal contest. The best entry was ‘Cyber Suck’.
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Items that got stuck in Americans’ orifices last year include a piece of cake (ear), ‘hard poop’ (nose), ‘unknown amount of marbles’ (throat), ‘headphones’ cord’ (penis), barbell (vagina), and stress ball (rectum).
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Word of the day: FUTILITARIAN – someone devoted to futile pursuits or futility itself.
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While adultery is generally illegal in Japan, it is legal as long as it's done for business purposes.
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Britney Spears' "Toxic" changed how people used the word "toxic".
According to research by @OxLanguages, her song helped popularise the metaphorical use of "toxicity".
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One horse produces 15 horsepower.
A human produces one horsepower.
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The first ever speeding ticket was issued in a 1896 to a driver in Kent for going four times the legal speed limit.
The driver was going the breakdown pace of 8 mph. The speed limit was 2 mph.