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"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they're happy." DOROTHY PARKER
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The average number of meetings a worker has per day has doubled since 2020.
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In Italy, it is not a crime to steal food if you are hungry.
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Some restaurant owners in China have tried an unusual method to get customers to keep coming back.
At least 215 restaurants have been caught lacing their noodles with opiates to addict their customers.
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In Norway, you can look up anyone's tax returns and see how much money they made - but they can see that you've looked.
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You know the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. DOCTOR WHO, 1977
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Bees can be pessimistic.
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Men are 28 times more likely to have an object stuck in their rectums than women.
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Word of the day: DECIDOPHOBIA - the fear of making the wrong decision
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"If you speak when angry, you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret." GROUCHO MARX
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WEBSITE OF THE DAY: The one where you click to ‘drop’ a raindrop anywhere in the world and track its path down rivers and streams watching where it ends up. river-runner-global.samlearner.com
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Competitive chair-sitting is an endurance sport that involves sitting in extreme environments like deserts or the Antarctic from sunrise to sunset without a watch and any electronic devices. The sport was invented by Robert Silk, who to this day remains its only practitioner.
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Stephen Hawking was born on the anniversary of Galileo Galilei’s death (January 8) and died on Albert Einstein’s birthday (March 14).
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Patrick Harvie is the only member of the Scottish Parliament in history to have been cleared of the charge of blasphemy. The charge was brought by Donald Trump.
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If Elon Musk lost 99.9% of his net worth, he would still have $250 million to his name.
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About 15% of the population of the world has a headache at any given time.
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WRAP RAGE is the anger you feel when attempting to open tamper-resistant packaging.
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"What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?" URSULA K. LEGUIN