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When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent. ISAAC ASIMOV
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. AMELIA EARHART
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The new mayor of Cockington in Devon has been banned from his local pub where he was a regular known for drinking Guinness.
He is also a four year old Shetland pony called Patrick.
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The world's most overdue library book was 287 years overdue when it was returned.
Colonel Robert Walpole borrowed it from Sidney Sussex College in Cambridge in 1667.
His biographer found it among his papers, and returned it to the college in 1956.
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There are two rhymes for orange in British English: Blorenge (a mountain in Wales) and sporange (a sac where spores are made).
However, the American pronunciation of orange has no rhyme.
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Stephen Spielberg has been thanked in more Oscar acceptance speeches than God has.
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Sharing an article makes you think you know more, even if you didn't actually read the article.
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By 2100, dead Facebook users will outnumber the living.
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CYMROPHOBIA is fear of the Welsh.
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Word of the Day: HEIMSCHEISSER (German slang) — someone who doesn’t like to use any toilet other than their own, literally: ‘a person who defecates only at home’.
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15% of Britons take 70% of the flights.
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We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody ever tell you any different. KURT VONNEGUT
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In the early 1990s, a group of New York performance artists swapped the voice boxes of about 300 G.I. Joe and Barbie dolls and put them back in stores. A G.J. Joe would say ‘Will we ever have enough clothes?’ and a Barbie would say ‘Vengeance is mine!’ and ‘Eat lead, Cobra!’
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Samuel Beckett once was enjoying a walk with a friend on a sunny afternoon. The friend remarked it was a beautiful day that made one glad to be alive. Beckett replied, ‘I wouldn’t go that far’.
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When IKEA first came to the US, American customers were buying flower vases to drink from, because IKEA’s own drinking glasses seemed too small to them.
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In 1945, American soldier Jack Lucas threw himself on two grenades; 250 pieces of shrapnel lodged in his body, but he survived. In 1961, he survived a jump when both of his parachutes failed. In 1977, his wife plotted to kill him. He died in 2008 at the age of 80.
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“Pasta con le sarde a mare” is a Sicilian dish consisting of pasta with no sardines in it - literally “pasta with sardines [that are] in the sea”
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Word of the day: ABIBLIOPHOBIA - fear of running out of things to read
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Earlier this year, New Zealand police tried a new tactic to get protestors to disperse.
They played James Blunt's "You're Beautiful" at high volume.
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Adults spend about half their time daydreaming.
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A single editor has removed the phrase "comprised of" from Wikipedia - 47,000 times.
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People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact, it’s the other way around. TERRY PRATCHETT
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Plankton don’t swim, they float. Anything that looks like plankton but actively swims is called nekton.