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V is the only letter that is never silent in English.
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Some clubs use free lollipops to calm patrons at the end of the night, because it’s hard to shout at someone with a lollipop in your mouth.
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African Matabele ants carry injured colleagues back to the nest after battle to tend to their wounds. They have a triage system; dying ants aren’t treated but those missing a leg or two are. Apart from humans, they’re the only organisms known to do this.
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In 1979, mathematicians David A. Cox and Steven Zucker wrote a joint paper about an algorithm that is now known as the ‘Cox-Zucker machine’.
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The ideal time to make a joke about something horrible is 36 days later.
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There’s no such thing as a chemical that makes your pee visible in swimming pools.
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The sound of your stomach rumbling is not necessarily because you’re hungry. It’s not even your stomach - it’s your small intestine cleaning itself after digesting food.
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According to the UK Deed Poll Service, every week at least one person requests ‘Danger’ as a middle name.
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Google can bring you back, you know, a hundred thousand answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one. NEIL GAIMAN
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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. GEORGE F. WILL
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This year's Ig Nobel Prize in medicine was given to a group of researchers who proved that having an orgasm is as as effective at relieving nasal congestion as taking a decongestant medication.
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The oldest recorded joke (from 1900 BCE) was a fart joke.
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In Swaziland, witches on broomsticks are not legally permitted to fly above 150 meters.
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In his 1828 dictionary, Noah Webster wrote that ‘the domestic cat needs no description. It is a deceitful animal, and when enraged, extremely spiteful’.
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The winner of the first modern Olympic Marathon stopped at a tavern mid-race for a glass of wine.
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Lobsters communicate by peeing on each other out of their heads.
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"Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them." TERRY PRATCHETT
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Atheists and agnostics sleep more soundly at night than Catholics or Baptists.
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BEDTIME PROCRASTINATION is the psychological phenomenon when a person stays up too late in order to have feel like they have some time to themselves.