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Word of the day: HINDERMATE - the opposite of a helpmate, a friend who only makes things more difficult
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Michelangelo hated painting the Sistine Chapel so much he wrote a poem about it.
It begins:
"I've already grown a goiter from this torture,
hunched up here like a cat in Lombardy
(or anywhere else where the stagnant water's poison)..."
954
Voltaire was so frustrated with English spelling that he is said to have wished that one half of the English language be taken by the plague and the other by the ague.
955
Some restaurant owners in China have tried an unusual method to get customers to keep coming back.
At least 215 restaurants have been caught lacing their noodles with opiates to addict their customers.
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In the United States, giving birth is 20 times more lethal than skydiving.
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The Welsh for ‘July’ is Gorffennaf, which literally means ‘end of summer’.
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Word of the Day: BACKFRIEND - a friend who secretly does not like you at all
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"Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self." TERRY PRATCHETT
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Eating the head of a sea bream called sarpa salsa can cause hallucinations. It was used as a recreational drug during Roman times.
963
Queen Victoria owned a musical bustle that played the national anthem every time she sat down.
964
There are about 20 quadrillion ants, or 2.5 million ants for every person on Earth.
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Contrary to rumours, the Library of Congress doesn’t have a very small stash of Sigmund Freud’s cocaine. They have a very small stash of Sigmund Freud’s friend’s cocaine.
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In 1972 a talking statue of Abraham Lincoln was unveiled in Seattle. A malfunction caused the speakers inside it to play the Rolling Stones, so the statue was heard to announce, ‘I wanna get off, mamma’.
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Word of the Day: QUOMODOCUNQUINZING (17th century) - making money any way you can.
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A SKUNKED TERM is a word that is difficult to use because it is transitioning from one meaning to another.
For instance, "it's all downhill from here" once meant "to become easier" but is now widely used to mean "to become more difficult".
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"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." LILY TOMLIN
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The world’s second largest lake, Lake Superior, is approximately 10,000 years old, whereas the largest lake, Lake Baikal, is 25 million years old.