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In 2005, a man named Ronald MacDonald robbed the Wendy's restaurant where he worked.
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Writer of ‘Groundhog Day’ Danny Rubin has said that there is only one appropriate way to make a sequel to the original film. It would be called “Groundhog Day II: Return to Punxsutawney” and would just be a repeat of the original movie.
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The early bird who gets the worm works for somebody who comes in late and owns the worm farm. JOHN D. MACDONALD
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Over 40 years of research has found that people with higher IQs are also much more likely to take drugs.
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Instead of requesting a traditional wake-up call in a hotel, the French writer Alphonse Allais would have the concierge call the room on either side of his one in order ‘to be gently woken by the sound of your neighbours’ protests’.
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In New Zealand, the Christchurch city council has declined to renew the contract of their official city wizard.
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Cats can’t taste sugar.
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Tutankhamun's tomb contained a collection of boomerangs.
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"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power." P. J. O'ROURKE
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The world’s largest living thing is a fungus in Oregon, USA. It currently covers around 8.9 square kilometres (about 1,665 football pitches) and is over 8,000 years old.
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Northern Ireland is facing a clown shortage.
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The poo of iron age people shows humans were eating blue cheese and drinking beer 2700 years ago.
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When Bill Shakespeare, the first man to receive the Pfizer vaccine, died in 2021, one Argentinian news channel got confused and announced the death of ‘one of the most important writers in the English language.’
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Viking nicknames included ‘desirous of beer’, ‘squat-wiggle’, ‘lust-hostage’, ‘short penis’, ‘able to fill a bay with fish by magic’, ‘the man who mixes his drinks’ and ‘the man without trousers’.
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94% of Parisians live within a five minute walk of a bakery.
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Britons spend more than twice as much on bird food than the rest of Europe combined. As a result our great tits are developing longer beaks.
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Tchaikovsky was able to quit his day job with the support of a wealthy patron.
Her only condition for her support was that they never meet in person.
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The Inca people believed the past, present, and future were all happening in the same moment.