2003
rat bite 10 % itchier. small bubbles coming out of mouth. desire to eat garbage up. prob not rabies right? #2018RatBiteInParkUpdates
2005
exceptional eloquence and an awesome picture of a cat from the walking action movie known as @DanBilzerian instagram.com/p/13XG6jIDmQ/
2006
guess which one of us slept in a dumpster last night... say.ly/eeh799D
2007
thanks for the super fun interview @details bit.ly/1LMACES
2009
Hay! This shirt is radical man. say.ly/MCC5amj
2010
moments before the horrifying Dracula-Emo (aka @EmoPhilips) ate my face. say.ly/cnm4nJ5
2011
radical crawdad worm i drew. #gublertattootuesday
2012
you know you are in a @RichardBatesJr1 film when you are wearing pajamas and doing an angry ribbon dance to Rammstein while crying.
2013
here is the full video of the very intense charity ribbon dance-off I lost last night to @DenniceCisneros m.youtube.com/watch?v=e3xfYW…
2014
RT:“@DHevicon: What is the worst way to jump rope?” in the sun while listening to someone tell you you look like a pale sweaty turnip
2015
i've watched this approximately 4,000 times in the past 3 days: m.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmCJE… @PuddlesPityP
2017
for those of you that couldn't open the link to the short film I made with the great @drakedoremus and @M_E_Winstead youtu.be/uchy0pncZoQ
2018
trying on other people's wigs say.ly/wog62qN
2019
the tattoo is fake, the sweaty bangs are real, & my top 8 were howard hughes, vincent price, amelia earhart, and some other dead people
2020
super dangerous super moon 4 person dance party
2021
i tell him i have a secret and he leans close, his ear smells so much like yummy cheese. hard to control instinct to taste. prob not rabies?
2022
sometimes when I'm not making ninja videos I also act in movies. this one by @drakedoremus will tingle your soul...
2023
my only REAL Instagram account is say.ly/Hbe6Z1x all others pretending to be me are super fake and more annoying than my real one
really good at decorating for holidays