1501
so not chill salem 1692. (i'm looking at you mystically reclined executioner) stop hanging magic babes!
1503
santa's cousin who sells handmade turquoise jewelry in santa fe
1505
trailer for "the learning curve" m.youtube.com/watch?v=XDFe03…
1507
on our way to eat a few puppies at sundance @danedehaan @annawoodyall
1508
i thought it would b so cool 2 come off the airplane in a gold kimono but i ended up just looking like Shaquille O Neal’s butler in “Kazaam”
1509
if you love love you'll love moonrise kingdom
1510
@Jenn2NsReese This is incredibly disturbing and completely untrue. thank you to everyone for researching the facts and helping debunk this upsetting rumor.
1511
dear everyone but my mom, watch me get "bleeped" a lot on @midnight tonight with @hardwick at 11:59pm on @ComedyCentral
1512
i should have been paying attention to the road instead of looking for jesse's "blues traveler" CD in my case-logic
1514
#gublertattootuesday a chalk drawing i did of minnie mouse now on @Marlee.jpg (instagram)
1518
in orson welles' defense the intricate technology of the star-fade probably hadn't been invented yet
1519
thank you to freedom preservers everywhere. happy memorial day.
1520
i will turn back into matthew gray dumbler at stroke of midnight tonight - ice cream
1521
i feel like billy corgan is 9 feet tall and only eats corn. also i bet he's great at horseshoes.
1522
i completely relate to the unsub in the episode I'm currently directing. how concerned should i be? "NOTHING LESS THAN PERFECT"
1523
yo mamma’s so apathetic on the internet she only has 49 tabs open at any given moment
1524
new shirt! 100% of the proceeds go to the national compassion fund to directly help the victims of the Oct.1 tragedy shop.matthewgraygubler.com/collections/t-…
really good at decorating for holidays