1352
patiently waiting for october say.ly/nVa6QvT
1354
guys, if you love cozy wombs try this, it’s great!
1355
RT:“@larryteng: Dr. Reid, the new king of pop. instagr.am/p/OXGGbjj7YF/” moonwalkin in the morgue
1357
i finally don’t look weird for still having my Christmas lights up
1358
Yo, who had a TalkBoy? "howdy doo...this is peter mcallister...the faather"
1359
RT:“@shemarmoore: instagr.am/p/UW2N42rg-P/”Dang, the 1 day I accidentally wear my great grandmothers underwear Shemar happens to catch a photo.
1360
the greatest award an entertainer can ever receive is the opportunity to entertain
1363
thanks for all the birthday wishes and for always making me feel so special that EVERYDAY feels like my birthday
1364
in retrospect I shouldn't have spent so much time in the dryer last night say.ly/vwb59rI
1365
RT:“@dahlism: "If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.” Roald Dahl”
1366
don’t tell my mom but 68 kill is on @netflix
1369
really dang excited to be performing the marriage ceremony for two of my best friends @stevedamstra and @pagetpaget tomorrow.
1370
is it just me or does daniel stern occasionally narrate your thoughts? this question is for everyone but daniel stern.
1371
sometimes i pretend my turn signals are burned out so i can use the old fashioned hand signals
1373
i had a feeling the young adult fiction tweet was going to lead to this...
1374
i wanna give a shout out to the raccoon family living in my crawl space!
really good at decorating for holidays