1276
it's only the second day of the new year and i've already cheated death 3 times... it's gonna be a great year.
1277
thank you for the great time @TIFF_NET and thank you chester the cheetos cheetah for letting me raid your closet
1278
oh wait, that's a moldy pocket grape...my bad
1279
...but none of them are on my stomach
1281
the 300th episode of @CrimMinds_CBS airs tonight so today we all celebrated by going to #talkshowprom
1283
#gublertattootuesday the original cat fish shark I drew circa 2007
1285
his first week at the FBI Reid listened to all of Dale Cooper's dictaphone tapes on fast forward then hand transcribed them on a lunch break
1289
just the last part
1291
crispy fallen leaves
pink cinnamon sugar air
plaza's a llama
1292
hate to sleep? watch the most recent episode of #criminalminds i directed tonight at 10pm on CBS. #thecapilanos
1293
for the new @thekillers video i directed i handmade a few new friends from felt. here is a sneak peak of the concept
1294
I wish hotels provided a door handle sign that said "please do not disturb I'm rocking out to music from the mid 90's"
1295
i love thanksgiving and i love all of you
1297
don't lose your head! the new music video i directed for @thekillers comes out on dec 1st (photo by @photosalaquang)
1298
don't do a google image search for "worm." you will be grossed out unless you are a rooster.
1299
2 of my 10 favorite actors are muppets
1300
RT:“@ijustine: Me before coffee 😣 ” i want to kiss this dog's belly so badly