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in their defense i was wearing a teal kimono
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i'm thinking about finally throwing the bar mitzvah i was enthusiastically planning the day my mom broke the news to me that i'm not jewish
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better than that time i was named “Performer of the Weak” by my 7th grade P.E. class twitter.com/TVLine/status/…
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i only took my pajamas off once this weekend and it was just so i could go the store to get some more pajamas
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he's gonna be like, "ah helllllllll no" and then he's gonna have another baby just to try to come up with a more insane name
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happy birthday America i love you so much!
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moments after i kicked his ass..................(at pictionary)
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brussel sprouts on the other hand are awesome. like less pretentious salad that can break dance
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I've matured a lot over the years, now instead of waking up early on Saturday to watch cartoons I stay up late on Saturday to watch cartoons
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my agile nephew and i preparing to dazzle santa with our new acrobatic routine. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! i love you
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#throwbackthursday to when i used to sell used cars out of a tree in hawaii
really good at decorating for holidays