2301
let’s agree to not stop Christmas-ing until jan 3rd
2302
i WILL show up at your house dressed like a top heavy leprechaun with a sack full of candy canes and slightly worn fleece slippers
2304
dancing alone to Christmas slow jamz
2305
how many pints of icecream are in a gallon of icecream because that’s how many pints i just ate and is there a hotline 4 icecream addiction?
2306
@GUBLERNATION 1-800-COOL-DOWN should be the ice cream addiction hotline number right?
2307
@GUBLERNATION literally just ate a gallon of ice cream and i’ve never felt better
2308
@GUBLERNATION that1-800 number should actually just be 4 people who can’t find enough ice cream or need encouragement finishing their gallon
2310
@GUBLERNATION full transition into ice cream complete
2311
@GUBLERNATION from now on i only tweet recipes for ice cream and links to nice refrigerators
2313
pistachio is good and so is vanilla i don’t run as fast as i used to
2314
no date for new years? try a cold scoop of chocolate in your pocket.
2316
@GUBLERNATION i’m just curious this is not a joke
2318
anyone that doesn’t like ice cream is a dumby
2319
it’s never too cold for ice cream but if you think it is you can heat some up in a soup can or my heat resistant hat
2320
i will turn back into matthew gray dumbler at stroke of midnight tonight - ice cream
2321
woah, literally just woke up in my back yard naked and covered in sprinkles. warm fudge in eyes. cherry on forehead. what is going on?
2322
@GUBLERNATION ...and who left marshmallows in my heat resistant hat?
2323
i’ve been in a bathtub for 75 percent of this year
2324
i only eat food so my coffee has something to land on throughout the day
2325
#depressedjonathan’s new year’s day journal 🎉instagram.com/p/BsHgsRtHLSH/…
really good at decorating for holidays