1951
kyle isn't singing here, he's getting electrocuted by the 1.4 million volts of electricity that pulses from my groin
1952
i like to always eat 35 hotdogs on the 4th of july
1953
season 12 of @CrimMinds_CBS is now streaming on @netflix and i'm so proud of the last 10 episodes and my prison crew
1957
some kids had michael jordan posters, some had yellow ferrari posters, i had 1 of george romero i printed on 2 tone office paper #RIPromero
1958
if you lit a romantic comedy on fire and put it out by beating it with rusty chains you'd get my new film #68kill
1960
and the last 10 episodes will bloat your face. (starting with the episode "spencer")
1961
ouch! my new movie #68kill is in theaters august 4th from @IFCMidnight
1962
if i had more time (and more small fedoras) i would do a shot for shot remake of shemar's instagram account
1963
Montreal! come get nuts with me this saturday at the @FantasiaFest Canadian premier of #68kill. Q and A after. fantasiafestival.com/festival/en/20…
1964
and the finale will cramp your lap! if you only watch 2 eps watch "green light" & "red light" 2 of my favorites ever
1965
...and not just because my hair looks like a 1980's stockbroker
1967
1968
hey NYC! my movie #68kill opens this weekend and is playing at 1 of my favorite theaters. i'll be doing a Q&A saturday night. details soon
1969
#68kill opens this weekend and i'll be doing a Q&A in NYC saturday at 10pm at @IFCCenter ifccenter.com/films/68-kill/
1970
saturday night theatre sold out! sorry. get ready for a wild night! also, come in costume. details soon #68kill
1971
due to radical demand @IFCCenter and i have added a 2nd #68kill costume party/Q&A screening. ifccenter.com/films/68-kill/
1972
1973
attention #68kill NYC! come dressed like it's the WORST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE:
1974
#68kill opens today. it's a movie made by lunatics for lunatics and very much in the spirit of the daring, whacky, and audacious...
1975
...midnight movies that inspired me as a kid because midnight movies where the one place where the weirdo always won.
really good at decorating for holidays