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RT:“@allisonemiller: I'm starting a wig company called "I Can't Beweave It's Not Hair."”
I'm so sad I didn't think of this
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i've been told i'd look great with a monocle
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I roam the streets of manhattan late at night & pretend I'm walking in the steps of our founding fathers (or Tom Hanks's character in "Big")
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gublernation'sfictionalfollowfriday people that look great in a turtle neck: jackkerouac, normanbates, stevejobs, hemmingway, buscemiinfargo
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RT:“@jaffezinn: I want to adapt this book into a movie. ” haha can I help you write the script?
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came across these talented gentleman playing for change on a nearly deserted subway platform at 2 a.m with enough hear… say.ly/aOd3pwG
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anyone notice how automated paper towel dispensers give you just enough paper to dry 70 percent of your hands?
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...or perhaps my hands are just 30 percent bigger than everyone else's
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happiest of Memorial Days to all the freedom lovers of the world say.ly/SQG3pM6
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that moment when you realize you once had the exact same haircut as billy crystal say.ly/hvI3pXe
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the hatfields and mccoys need to take a chill pill
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just got asked if I was a michael gray gubler (pronounced "guh-bler") impersonator
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traditional Hawaiian cowboy say.ly/HPi3rlB
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no my socks where not matching in that last photo. fusia and red. I would never dare ride a wild steer like that in unlucky matching socks
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sneak peak of the next limited edition wearable gube-drawing. Available soon!! (probably within the next 9-12 days) say.ly/kDu3tQr
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we lost a great storyteller/halloween lover/ice-cream aficionado today but luckily not his work. RIP Ray Bradbury say.ly/Bih3u5p
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RT:“@Terry_World: Video: tmblr.co/ZEobVyMshW2m "Casting”
Watch out America's next top model!
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RT:“@JacksonRathbone: Forget gangster raps, I take gangster naps.”
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Which Cosby character are you? Sadly I'm pretty sure I'm Olivia
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made a new friend today while washing my hands say.ly/QmF3wci
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I wish hotels provided a door handle sign that said "please do not disturb I'm rocking out to music from the mid 90's"
really good at decorating for holidays