1176
i'm thinking about finally throwing the bar mitzvah i was enthusiastically planning the day my mom broke the news to me that i'm not jewish
1177
back where i started (photo by greg st. johns)
1178
eyeballs are so cool but also kind of weird. i really like them
1180
what's with all these specific "days"? isn't everyday women's appreciation day?
1181
thank you all for the birthday wishes! i literally started crying today because i'm so happy to be alive in this perfect awesome world.
1182
...with trees, fog, ridiculous wigs, puppies, pumpkins, family, coffee, and all of you.
1183
sneak peak at Carl. he's from the new @funnyordie video i'm in coming out soon
1184
been way off the radar directing the most shocking episode of criminal minds you will ever see.
1185
me and my favorite big brother/life coach/pogo stick. (p.s he doesn't know i'm slightly peeing on his neck)
1186
some of my super legible storyboards for the opening scene of "Mr. Scratch"
1188
i'm at my best while planning criminal minds monster concepts with crayons
1189
i don't know how to explain to my 3 year old nephew that he has Javier Bardem's exact haircut in "No Country."
1190
@OfficialKat: @alimichael 👩👎 ⚪️👍 how do i get in on this contour party? 🙎🐛⚪️👍
1191
@alimichael @OfficialKat perfect! can it be this face?
1192
i'm as jazzed to have one million followers as i was when i had just one
1194
RT:"@bijerogers:MGG breaks from directing in a golden 80's jacket I whipped up!" Me and the amazing CM costumer
1195
i'm so excited for this @funnyordie video i'm in and i think i've finally found my ideal hairstyle. FunnyOrDie.com/m/9hvp
1196
finished directing "Mr. Scratch" last night and i guarantee it is the most shocking episode in the history of @CrimMinds_CBS
1197
i always operate the dolly for one shot of everything i direct
1198
#gublertattootuesday of doogan gooseberry (the mayor/comptroller of gublerland)
1200
this is how i make 90 percent of my phone calls
really good at decorating for holidays