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gargling apple cider vinegar shirtless while listening to "kid's bop" on pandora radio. i am the king of the weekend.
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come see me in one of my favorite roles ever, as David Sedaris, tonight, 10pm at Mann's Chinese theatre in Hollywood. bit.ly/TLCtickets
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drawing of me as me when i worked at a video store in a movie
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my thoughts on the #ALSIceBucketChallenge
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shemar throwing me in slow motion: vimeo.com/m/81775020
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radical crawdad worm i drew. #gublertattootuesday
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what's a limber hippie gotta do to get some respect round here? instagram.com/p/slHMajDWc_/
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if fred astaire and fred krueger had a baby it would be @adamscarpenters instagram.com/p/slDg6dDWVy/
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thank you for my new twitter bio @AdamNee
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oh, hey @AdamNee thanks for further improving my twitter bio
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trying on some new shoes at the marvelous @SmithCenterLV
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i function best with eleven hours of sleep
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“@HistoricalPics: Newly-born lamb snuggles up to a boy. 1940. pic.twitter.com/STHaMgup9P” me forever
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i'm pretty sure i just found my Halloween costume @hannibalburess @AdamNee
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i'm just one tub of hair gel away from being that crazy guy on "ancient aliens"
really good at decorating for holidays