2001
RT:“@Strawberrey96: is this how you severely injured your knee? @GUBLERNATION youtube.com/watch?v=v4IC7q…”
my dark secret is finally revealed
2004
RT:“@TimeaTulik: It must be the cousin of the thing I saw on my wall... ” exactly!
2005
something i saw in the forrest say.ly/aHu6xEW
2006
please provide a caption for this say.ly/Bhd6wwr
2007
you can take the cow out of the boy but you can't take the cowboy out of the cowboy say.ly/GNa6vwv
2008
Oh I see...Santa gets to crawl down stranger's chimneys and eat their cookies but if a regular joe tries it people g… say.ly/rJC6vuX
2009
RT:“@ajcookofficial: “@nathanandy: Bro bruhs @GUBLERNATION @MekhaiAndersen pic.twitter.com/CZWVtGCgjt” Hair/face❤❤❤” the Kellogg brothers
2012
RT: “@Vangsness: the things that happen with time on our hands. ”
2013
an underground fighter with puffy pink sledgehammer hands told me i had beautiful energy then taught me how to hit a man so he goes blind
2014
...at least once a week. preferably more.
2015
once a week your stomach should hurt from laughing too hard
2017
i just napped so hard i feel like i woke up in a different dimension say.ly/gvM6r1u
2018
bury my bones in the desert
next to a cactus
or something
nice
like a neat rock
2020
if anyone remembers what i did with that bootlegged spin doctors shirt I bought off a guy in a parking lot in 1994 i'd love to get it back
2023
tremendous triple feature weekend! woody allen's #BlueJasmine, @evilhag #TheToDoList, and then i went home and re-watched #SpiesLikeUs naked
2024
playing settlers of catan with klaus teuber (the man who invented it)
say.ly/ixR6mVo
2025
10 years ago today i was in rome getting a perm for "the life aquatic" and this was my reaction... say.ly/Ems6mER
really good at decorating for holidays