1901
my car is a mobile karaoke machine that specializes in 90's alternative songs that are out of tune
1904
life is full of uncertainties and unknowns, but i rest easy knowing that i'm emceeing a taco eating contest today
1905
do you enjoy jogging to the macabre? my version of Poe's masterpiece is now on iTunes. itunes.apple.com/us/album/tell-…
1906
guess which one of us slept in a dumpster last night... say.ly/eeh799D
1907
potatoes are pretty cool. i like the way they look and feel and taste.
1908
if you had told me when i was 9 that one day @alyankovic would retweet me i would have said, "what the hell does retweet mean?"
1909
Me as Emo Philips with the real @EmoPhilips and the fake Weird Al say.ly/AcG78wV
1911
yes! i was @EmoPhilips (aka Mr. Butterfingers from U.H.F) say.ly/Wbj78vH
1912
another hint for those on the verge. say.ly/SSP78uZ
1913
holy smokes you guys are amazing. so many people guessed it immediately.
1915
my costume this year was somewhat obscure. i'm going to post a photo and the first person to guess it is awesome and clearly insane
1917
Happy Halloweeeen! turn off the lights, turn up the sound, and beware of what's within the floorboards. soundcloud.com/matthewgraygub…
1918
HALLOW'S EVE EVE!... lets find some ghosts or make some pie or something
1919
what is your favorite Halloween movie guys? mine is probably Hocus Pocus.
1920
often times the best Halloween costumes are the ones figured out at the last moment
1922
putting some last minute touches on a special Halloween surprise i'm very excited about...beware.
1923
lou reed didn't sell a bunch of albums but every single person that bought one went on to create an amazing band. rest in peace lou, thanks.
1924
napping in a haunted chair say.ly/Osu74Mu
really good at decorating for holidays