1826
RT:“@RichardBatesJr1: "The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them."
- Alfred Hitchcock
"I love nachos"
- Ricky Bates
1828
on our way to eat a few puppies at sundance @danedehaan @annawoodyall
1830
jeff baena sits in a bluish grey chair and explains "life after beth" come see us at sundance! sundance.org/video/meet-the…
1831
for those curious i paint with watercolor, gouache, nail-polish, root beer, wet crayons, white-out, and whatever else is closest to my hand
1832
i'm getting excited for sundance! come see "life after beth" on the 19th or 20th and throw a snowball at my torso.
1833
well intentioned boxer who takes dives often because blood makes him queasy
1834
RT:“@JODYHiGHROLLER: U SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO COMPETE FOR LOVE, LOVE iS SiMPLE & MUTUAL OTHERWiSE iTS NOT LOVE” wise words from riff raff
1835
RT:“@andymilonakis: Yo @GUBLERNATION running ktown haha pic.twitter.com/72Pk8y7Kfk” pork neck/greek moonshine gang 4ever
1839
it's almost time to take down my Halloween decorations
1840
i've been known to occasionally haunt ladies through hellish landscapes of their nightmares. i'm also really good at back rubs.
1841
if you tell them it's your birthday they let you land the plane
1842
they made me and@AndyMilonakis honorary stewardesses for the great job we did delivering snacks to confused flyers
1843
some nice grandma was talking about the finale of Downton Abby and @andymilonakis overheard her and punched her in the stomach. not cool!
1844
woah! @andymilonakis is freaking out on the stewardesses because they won't let him open the Zimas he carries in his cargo shorts
1845
now @andymilonakis is pretending to watch cool movies from the 1970's on his laptop but he's really just googling himself on his phone
1847
i'm on a plane trying to quietly eat bread while @andymilonakis recites every line from the first episode of Downton Abby to himself
really good at decorating for holidays