1752
if you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go
1756
my mom and dad taught me everything i know including how to have terrible vision
1757
mothers are nature's most marvelous creatures
1758
i can finally cross "get punched in the crotch by @realjknoxville" off my list of things to do before i die.
1759
i'm really excited about my new face lift
1760
my friends and i are level 10 jenga warlocks
1762
happy Easter from me, @pagetpaget and @whirlwindheat
1763
nashville forever. #whirlwindheat #worldsfastestrecord will be the best show ever tomorrow, 10am @thirdmanrecords
1766
RT:“@taylorswift13: My dad, just being himself. Instagram.com/p/mrIOqyjvLe/” i love this
1767
RT:“@FANGORIA: Romantic zombie film LIFE AFTER BETH gets dated bit.ly/1iE0fIy” i'm excited for you guys to see this movie.
1768
i eat a lot of candy but i also eat a lot of cucumbers
1770
thanks for making Blood Relations the most watched thing on TV Wednesday. looking forward to scaring you again soon! cbs.com/shows/criminal…
1771
i think people underestimate how good i am at mowing lawns
1772
i painted a picture of my pal jaffe zinn and he added some furry cats.
1774
radical article that ranks the episodes i've made in order of creepiness. beware of spoilers. buddytv.us/1sdyWvp
1775
the most recent Criminal Minds episode i directed airs in America tonight at 9pm (west coast time) on CBS.
really good at decorating for holidays