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.@A24 you are amazing. thank you for facilitating the transition
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pro tip: napping with a backpack is acceptable substitute for cuddling
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happy father's day dad. i'll never forget that day u gave me a piggy back ride while we watched Hoosiers on youtube
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i want to be buried in an "old guys rule" t-shirt
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RT if you have 41 abs in your basement next to some old easter decorations like me
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In interest of being totally transparent I actually have 41 abs
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seriously, everyone in the bible just had cool flat strong stomachs now everybody has like 40 abs and a gluten allergy
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is it just me or did "abs" not really exist until like 1993
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i have abs like elvis but i won't tell you what era elvis
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when i stop wearing pants the transition will finally be complete
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my thumb, a little nervous, testifying in court against my long toe.
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remind me to never get a fidget spinner
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if shemar and i had a baby it would look like rupaul
really good at decorating for holidays