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no date for new years? try a cold scoop of chocolate in your pocket.
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pistachio is good and so is vanilla i don’t run as fast as i used to
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@GUBLERNATION from now on i only tweet recipes for ice cream and links to nice refrigerators
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@GUBLERNATION full transition into ice cream complete
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@GUBLERNATION that1-800 number should actually just be 4 people who can’t find enough ice cream or need encouragement finishing their gallon
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@GUBLERNATION literally just ate a gallon of ice cream and i’ve never felt better
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@GUBLERNATION 1-800-COOL-DOWN should be the ice cream addiction hotline number right?
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how many pints of icecream are in a gallon of icecream because that’s how many pints i just ate and is there a hotline 4 icecream addiction?
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i WILL show up at your house dressed like a top heavy leprechaun with a sack full of candy canes and slightly worn fleece slippers
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let’s agree to not stop Christmas-ing until jan 3rd
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#depressedjonathan’s Christmas journal 🎄instagram.com/p/Br4fAB4HZoU/…
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it’s officially Christmas, or as i like to call it...October 87th.
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Merry Christmas Eve from me and my beautiful mom!
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heads up, i always have a small teddy bear in my backpack
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...or who bought an itchy beret at the airport
really good at decorating for holidays