2001
been so busy with so many different projects that when they asked my name at Starbucks I drew a blank then accidentally said the wrong one
2002
@andymilonakis i'm totally reading this from my jacuzzi right now. jacuzzi jacuzzi jacoolzi
2003
dear waitress at this nice cafe, i wasn't winking at you while crying, that was just a crumb of a french fry in my eye.
2004
2005
RT:“@RichardBatesJr1: I put myself in all my characters and I cast @GUBLERNATION because he's less offensive looking.”...slightly less
2007
Suburban Gothic is a weird movie best enjoyed in a theatre full of lunatics. Here is a link to the MIDNIGHT show. brownpapertickets.com/event/1202417
2008
reid was once part of a jeopardy con that involved elaborate earpieces, crowbars, and 250 grand. (trebek was in on it) #topsecretreidfact
2011
i don't care that most of the players were under 11, i'll still brag all night about my laser-tag victory. say.ly/csM6kTN
2012
me and @RichardBatesJr1 before the world premiere of #suburbangothic
2013
Christmas is really creeping up on us say.ly/tiF4LRb
2014
classic case of turkey madness say.ly/bDR4EfA
2015
#Repost @TheArtofElysium
・・・
Last month, we transformed The Elysium Art Salons with the… instagram.com/p/Bb0oncOjGVF/
2016
once a late night badminton champion always a late night badminton champion
2017
i can only be at the Q&A for the #bandofrobbers screening on June 13th but a 2nd screening has been added on the 16th bit.ly/LAFF15-BandJun…
2018
oh, hey @AdamNee thanks for further improving my twitter bio
2019
if anyone remembers what i did with that bootlegged spin doctors shirt I bought off a guy in a parking lot in 1994 i'd love to get it back
2021
me at my nephew's birthday party say.ly/Qjr6Gwz
2022
RT:“@danedehaan: MY nExT MOVIE!! @lifeaftrbeth
@evilhag @GUBLERNATION @CherylHines @PaulReiser ” get ready guys!
2023
i made a movie with some of my favorite people in the world and it's going to sundance. come watch it with us. firstshowing.net/2013/first-loo…
2025
what's a guy gotta do to get a pet anteater?
really good at decorating for holidays