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#Mr.Scratch is like if you went to sip your favorite type of tea but then had a bucket of hot lava thrown in your face
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i'm doing a Q&A tomorrow on @tumblr and i won't be wearing any pants. #AnswerTime eonline.tumblr.com/post/137114053…
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i call this dance "the electric spaghetti." it was taught to me by a drunk toddler named saul. instagram.com/p/_5UouXGbCp/
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before i can take tiny taste of machengo cop ear machengo cop turn and bite my nose hard. up close i realize not actually a cop
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RT:“@CM_SetReport: @GUBLERNATION cuddling with #Cairo aka tiny bat cat #moneyshot #criminalminds ” i love this cat
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be cool stay in school guys
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fresh #gublertattoo of a chalk drawing i did of minnie mouse. now on @katierosss
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#tbt to the first time i met the lovely @BethRiesgraf who would later play maeve, my secret phone call soul mate
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dear kids who bullied me in middle school...instagram.com/p/xoB_wPDWXe/
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had a wonderful time visiting my old high school and meeting all the new students today pic.twitter.com/mLOYQWVM5s
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if side A of laser disk ends, screen goes blue, and dad is like, “what?” FAKE DAD. if dad times fridge run to happen right at blue REAL DAD
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Gourd Boy Magazine’s administrative offices #GourdBoyMagazine